She'll tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a king
She'll cry to you and lie to you, she'll do 'most anything
She'll get right up next to you and the first thing that you know
You'll be tellin' her you're sorry because she hurt you so
I said she's evil the most evil girl I've found
Ah yeah, there ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town, hah hah
She'll invite you over to her house at half past nine
You'll wear a suit, you'll wear a tie and you'll give your shoes a shine
You'll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door
Her little sister will tell you "She don't live here anymore"
I said she's evil the most evil girl I've found ah ah ah yeah
There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town
And there ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town
She'll put her arms around you and squeeze with all her might
She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and close her eyes real tight
Your heart will pound like thunder, you'll melt in her embrace
But when you go to kiss her well she'll laugh right in your face
Because she's evil the most evil girl I've found, hah hah
There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town